doug jaeger November 8, 2016 If you are cold, I will warm you. If you are hungry I will feed you. If you cry I will dry your tears. If you fart, I will pretend not to smell it. If there is danger, I will protect you. If there is an adventure, I will be your companion. If your lips are dry I will kiss them. If your womb is empty, I will fill it. If our baby's diaper needs to be changed, and it's 3am and you are pumping breast milk and have to use the bathroom, I'll take care doug jaeger November 8, 2016 No content.